The Twelve Bugs of Christmas.
This is the 12th (and final) verse of the classic Christmas song,
"The Twelve Bugs of Christmas."
For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:
Tell them it's a feature
Say it's not supported
Change the documentation
Blame it on the hardware
Find a way around it
Say they need an upgrade
Reinstall the software
Ask for a dump
Run with the debugger
Try to reproduce it
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.
via Cybersalt.org