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A Fun Pun Run

• A backward poet writes inverse.
• A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
• Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
• Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
• Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
• A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
• Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
• When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
• A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
• What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
• A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
• If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
• When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
• You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
• Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
• Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
• Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.