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New England Temperature Conversion Chart

Happy Blizzard to our readers in New England... and here is the world famous New England Temperature Guide

60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.

50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.

40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moose head Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.

10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.

40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.

Comments

We just got back from a week in Boston - It was minus 3 to minus 10 most days with a windchill of minus 25. - not too bad we thought - then realised that was farenheight - not Centigrade like in the UK. So it was really minus 20 to minus 45 C. - a bit chilly after all.

I loved your little story about the temps in New England and the rest of the U.S., especially the last line. I wish it could have been the Cleveland Indians, because that will probably be the only time the win for sure.