More Shipping Nightmares... this time, UPS!
My brother writes:
Just had to share this with you, after all your posts on this and related subjects (feel free to share this, if you like, special guest post?).
I was expecting a package from UPS yesterday. I was already a little impatient for it. It was just $20 in comic books, but I'd ordered it last Wednesday before noontime (and the business I ordered from, Midtowncomics.com, told me that was a sure way to get it shipped later that afternoon). Well, according to UPS tracking, it shipped Friday afternoon. This was past the "we will ship every order within 48 hours" policy midtowncomics.com has, so I complained. Midtowncomics.com assured me it went out Friday morning, no matter what the UPS tracking said. So, I'm already a little steamed that I'll have to wait until Monday, which is when UPS's tracking says it will arrive.
No package was delivered Monday (yesterday). I checked the site this morning to see that there's been trouble delivering the package because of an incorrect address. I notice there's a voicemail message for me. It's UPS. They left a message saying, "we could not deliver the package because it was addressed to 94 Charles Street, and there is no 94 Charles Street.(!) Charles Street, according to our driver, only goes up to 36 and a half. Please call 1-800-p-i-c-k-u-p-s."
Great. Charles Street is divided in half by a park. One half only goes up to 36 and a half. We're on the other side of the park, where the street runs from 75 through 100 or so. I've had packages delivered to the house by UPS for years without trouble, but all of a sudden their driver can't find his way around town. So... I'm beginning to get annoyed.
Then I called 1-800-p-i-c-k-u-p-s... and really started to get pissed off. First off, I hate dialing letters, and my phone has a bunch of things besides just "abc" on each key, for some reason, so that was in itself a pain. When I got through, an automated voice answered and thanked me for picking ups. I was then offered the following options: say "more details" if you need info on shipping effected by Hurricanes Katrina or Rita. Or say "Track a package", "send a package", shipping information" or "order supplies". Nothing about problems with shipping. [TjL writes: Of course not! They don't want to imply there might be problems with their shipping!] So maybe track a package. The voice recognition software takes 2x to recognize my tracking number, then tells me there's no information on it. Great. So I try shipping information, and it's all about rates and times and such... another dead end.
Now I'm getting angry. I start saying "Help Me!" into the phone, over and over, as it at first doesn't recognize my command, then finally gives up and transfers me to an actual, living person. [TjL writes: I usually start pressing * or 0.]
I complain about the voicemail system, tell him my problem, and he says please wait. SO... I'm on hold for about 3 minutes. Not too bad. Then I get some woman who asks for my tracking number. Again. This is the third time I've given it over the phone. I give it to her. She tells me, it's a bad address, there is no 94 Charles Street, and I had to then explain to her all of the above. She tells me, "well, we can get it out to you tomorrow..."
I almost lost it. "That's UNACCEPTABLE!" I nearly scream. This is a package that's already been delayed due only to their driver's incompetence, and you're telling me I have to just keep waiting?
SO I get "Donald" her supervisor, and once again explain the entire situation. I went off on him for the incompetence of the driver, the impossible to navigate voicemail maze they have, and also take him to task for the inability to get directly in touch with the local UPS center , which probably would make this all much easier. He promises to get in touch with the local center and have them call me to "see what they can do". I even give DIRECTIONS to the house, because they ask. At this point, I'm all ready late for work, so I give them my work number.
After about a half an hour, I'm at work and the local UPS center calls back. "I'm calling from UPS. You got a postcard from us for a bad address?" Oh, the complete lack of logic! Where would they have delivered this postcard to? "No, it's not a bad address, your driver was incompetent!" I think I said. We clear that up. I think. "We can deliver it to you tomorrow," she says. "This is UNACCEPTABLE! Blah blah blah..." I went off again, just barely keeping my voice from getting louder. "We'll see what we can do," she tells me, "I'll call you back."
She calls back in about 45 minutes. I'm beginning to think radio fame might have paid off here, for her message is, "we're so sorry, Mike, we can deliver it to you there at the radio station today, if you'd like." What could I say? Great! Send it on over! And so, I'm waiting for it here at work. We shall see... But if I hadn't been the guy on the radio, would I have seen my package at all today? Makes me wonder.
Just had to share this with you, after all your tales of trials and tribulations with other shippers. [the end]
[TjL writes: So there you have it... we now have FedEx.com problems, and more problems with FedEx.com (and yup more problems with FedEx.com, and yes would you believe even more problems with FedEx.com but also problems with USPS.com and now problems with UPS too. See also: “WHen will it get there?” A guide to USPS postage terms]
Update: "Well, there is a happy ending. I received my package here at work at around noontime. But I'm still not sure UPS knows there IS a 94 Charles Street...
