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March 05, 2005

Say aww

You may now admire the cuteness of the newest member of the family:

[picture of Tim's sister Lauren with new daughter Carissa]

Carissa Angelise Aiello
9lbs 3oz
21"
Born 4 March 2005 at 19:19 (aka 7:19pm Eastern Time, USA)

March 4th is my maternal grandmother's birthday. You may recall that Nana died about 2 years ago, not long after we moved to Gallipolis. I know Lauren is pleased that their birthdays had aligned.

Less pleasing, I'm sure, was that Carissa came into the world 6 ounces larger than Nicholas and a full THREE POUNDS larger than Kristyn. Oy.

Posted by TjL at 01:11 AM | | Comments (1)

January 08, 2003

Hooters 2003 Calendar


2003 Hooters Calendar (link opens new window) has been released.

Posted by TjL at 12:21 AM | | Comments (2)

December 22, 2002

Fleas Navidog

I wonder if they tried to eat the myrrh....

Dogs dressed as wise men

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December 20, 2002

Calvin and Hobbes Snow Collection

I've seen this every year for the past several years, and laugh every time.

It's a bit big, so it is on its own page.... just hit the BACK button to return

Calvin and Hobbes Snowmen Collection

Posted by TjL at 09:41 PM |

December 10, 2002

Hell Freezes Over

[Sign reading HELL covered with ice]

(Note: this picture was taken before the Sox won the series.)

Posted by TjL at 08:00 PM |

December 09, 2002

Two Turtle Doves?

[Picture of two birds sitting on tree branch with a child catching snow flakes on his tongue under the tree. One bird says to the other 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?']

Posted by TjL at 08:03 PM | | Comments (2)

November 05, 2002

Florida's new election booth

Some areas in Florida have new touch screen voting booths.

They are causing delays and confusion.

The image below started as a joke, but I'm starting to think it might be our only option!

[voting booth by Playschool]

Posted by TjL at 12:58 AM | | Comments (1)

November 04, 2002

Lesson Learned

[BMW with fire hose through broken windows]

Posted by TjL at 01:28 AM |

November 01, 2002

Clippy and Dippy

[George W Bush being advised by Microsoft Clippy]

Posted by TjL at 12:19 PM | | Comments (1)

October 31, 2002

Furry Trick or Treaters

[dogs dressed up as ghosts]

Posted by TjL at 01:38 AM |

October 22, 2002

Too much time on their hands

[scarecrows with pumpkins as chest, bum]

Posted by TjL at 01:24 AM |

October 21, 2002

Beware of Too Much Halloween Candy

[Pumpkin throwing up]

Posted by TjL at 01:18 AM |

October 20, 2002

Choose your costume wisely

[Guy in fire hydrant costume, wet... dog walking away]

Posted by TjL at 01:14 AM |

October 12, 2002

Mall of America announces women only parking lot

Due to the high risk of danger to women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America (and what place more clearly needs a Women Only section).

Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.

[women only parking lot]

[note: to the several people who have written me angry notes about this picture: it's a joke. No, I don't think women are terrible drivers, etc etc etc. It's a joke.]

Posted by TjL at 01:46 AM | | Comments (3)

October 11, 2002

Martha Stewart, Special Edition

[Martha Stewart's Prison Magazine]

Posted by TjL at 01:35 AM |

October 10, 2002

Subway (I took this myself)

[Sign along side of the road: HIRING ASS MANAGER FOR SUBWAY]

Their first job will be to fire whoever is in charge of making up signs!

Posted by TjL at 01:09 AM |

October 09, 2002

New Deadly Computer Virus!

Don't let this happen to your mouse!

[image of computer mouse skeleton]

Posted by TjL at 01:08 AM |

October 08, 2002

How Blondes Print Email

[computer screen on copy machine]

I just forward them, I don't make them up

Posted by TjL at 01:05 AM |

October 07, 2002

Another illustration of the difference between men and women

[an illustration of men versus women]

Posted by TjL at 01:07 AM |

October 06, 2002

His and Hers Garages

[his and hers garages]

No comment

Posted by TjL at 12:59 AM |

October 05, 2002

more proof dogs are better than cats

[scanned page of story of dog fighting bear]

see original post (includes full text of above) at King's Eyeland

Posted by TjL at 12:48 AM | | Comments (13)

October 04, 2002

If you see this message, go outside

[Go Outside]

Posted by TjL at 12:28 AM |

October 03, 2002

No actual Easter bunnies were harmed

[bunny roadkill]

Posted by TjL at 12:37 AM |

October 02, 2002

Is your ass too small?

[picture of donkey lifted off ground]

Posted by TjL at 12:32 AM | | Comments (1)

October 01, 2002

Bad Day

[fake picture of man on helicopter with shark jumping up]

Ok, it's not a real picture, but it's pretty nifty anyway

Posted by TjL at 12:38 AM |

July 10, 2002

Sadie takes napping seriously

In her never-ending quest to get enough rest, Sadie will go to any lengths to find just the right place.

It's not likely that she could get much more comfortable than this.

1) You have a choice in viewing the file. You can see it in this window
(Click on the back button to come back to this page

2) Select this link to open picture in new window. (Close that window to come back here)

(it is the same picture regardless of which link you use)

Posted by TjL at 12:06 AM |