Daily Dose of Ethan for 06 September 2002

And the winner is:
Ethan fulfills a prediction made decades ago by Nostrildamus. ~~ Phoebe Gooddog

Very honorable mention:
Ethan learns that different faucets yield different beverages. ~~ Casey Gooddog

“And just you wait till I have teeth!” ~~ Meg Gooddog
Nose Job. ~~ Zoey Gooddog
Mom, something happened to the nipple!!! ~~ Maryalice Daniels
They’re finally giving me something new to eat! ~~ Maryalice Daniels
But, Dad....Mom said your nose was too long! ~~ Susanne M.
The milk is better when Mommy does it. ~~ molly beagle eng
Ethan is ready for the comeback of Mutual of Omaha’s “Wild Kingdom” ~~ Meg R.
A new kind of titty. ~~ Howard
Father wishes he hadn’t muttered the words “Bite Me!” ~~ Adam the Agile Beagle and Sonny the Sweetie
Take that, man who complains about regular diaper changes!!!! ~~ chuckie
Child development experts convene in Florida as Ethan offers proof of the theoretical “nasal stage” ~~ Laurie K.
Ethan discovers object permanence. ~~ Laurie K.
Deep pore cleansing keeps skin looking young. ~~ Laurie K.
Daddy, you are so nosey! ~~ molly belle
Ethan, deciding that his Dad needed a nose ring, helped things along ~~ Chuckie