Ethan’s lastest joke: “Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Orange” (At this point I should say that I thought I knew where this was going)
“Orange who?”
“Orange Elijah!”
(At this point Ethan breaks into hysterical laughter. One may also substitute “Andrew” for “Elijah”.)
No, I have no idea why it’s funny either, but judging by Ethan’s laugh, this is the funniest joke ever.