(See update at end)

Well this isn’t the first time that this has happened, but it’s the first time that I’ve had a group of church ladies as my witnesses.
It is now 4:07 p.m.
They arrived here at 8 a.m.
I’ve been here since 9 a.m.
We’re having a church rummage sale, so there have been people in and out all day long.
The FedEx guy claims that there was no one here at 2:26 p.m.
Well I don’t know where he was, but he sure as hell wasn’t here. And he sure didn’t even bother to drive by because if he had he would have seen that we have been here all day long.
There’s no “We Tried To Deliver a Package” note anywhere (which UPS always leaves if they try to come after we close).
Why?
Because he never came by, that’s why.
This comes on the heels of where they said it was going to be delivered on the 4th. Until 5 p.m. when they suddenly switched it to the 5th.
Now it’s the 8th.
I reported it to FedEx.com and then called the 800#.
Allegedly they are trying to track down the driver.
UPDATE: It’s now 6:00 p.m. and I haven’t heard from FedEx.
Raise your hand if you’re surprised.
Anyone?
Yeah, I didn’t think so.
UPDATE: Ok, so I got a call around 7pm from someone claiming to be the dispatcher for our local FedEx hub. He said he had called the driver but couldn’t understand him. (Bad cell signal?) Apparently the driver parked in the alley behind the building and (if so) just went to the office and therefore missed the entire parking lot being filled with people coming and going. I asked why there wasn’t a door tag left. He said the driver had run out of them. I mentioned that in all the times this has happened before, I’ve never had a door tag left, and the driver hasn’t done anything with the signed release. He had no explanation, and he offered no solution. So, yet again, I’m going to be waiting over the weekend for a package which should have been delivered on Friday (or Thursday, if you believe their tracking page).