Someone forwarded me a link to Despair.com… I think the concept is hilarious.
In no particular order, my favorites are: Adversity, Burnout, Dare to slack, , Demotivation, Cluelessness, Delusions, Dysfunction, Incompetence, despair, elitism, failure, fear, futility, ineptitude, irresponsibility, loneliness, strife, pessimism, pretension, problems, procrastination, regret, sacrifice, stupidity, and underachievement.