Signs you don’t see every day

January 25, 2007

  1. Ronald McDonald being carried off by two cops
  2. Man hold sign which reads Teach our children reading writing arithmetic not gambling but arithmetic is misspelled as a r i t h e t i c
  3. A room of computer equipment and a mass of wires with a sign Don't touch any of these wires
  4. Speed limit warning sign indicating speed limit is 50, your speel is 167
  5. worker painted STOP on the pavement before an intersection but spelled it SOTP
  6. FedEx and UPS trucks had an accident, FedEx truck is on its side
  7. Traffic with LED sign overhead explaining that the traffic is delayed because some asshole talking on his cell phone got creamed
  8. Grace marker which reads DUMFART
  9. Dry cleaner sign reading Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
  10. Street sign pointing in two directions: left towards college, right towards Weed
  11. Street sign indicating routes 202 and 35 are right, but the street is one way left
  12. Sign for Hussey's general store advertising guns, wedding gowns and cold beer
  13. sign Babies and Children with banner reading Buy 2 get 3 free
  14. McDonald's sign reading Parking for Drive Thru service only
  15. billboard reading Port: The one you love
  16. Newspaper headline: 17 remain dead in morge shooting spree
  17. sign in Chinese, translated into English as For restrooms, go back toward your behind
  18. person standing under yellow warning sign with a picture of a cow falling onto a car
  19. Snowed in gas station sign reads My Boss told me to change the stupid sign so I did
  20. Gas station banner announces Kids with Gas eat free
  21. Stop sign with another sign on its pole reading No Stopping Any Time
  22. Billboard reads Illiterate? write for free help
  23. Caption reads only in Wyoming, yellow warning sign indicating open range. Next to sign is a stove aka a range which is open
  24. Sign in the middle of the desert reading Keep off the grass
  25. Caption reads: I took this picture at Kennedy Space Center, and I could've sworn they were rocket scientists. Sign below reads No Entry, but entry has been misspelled E N R T Y
  26. Storefront with two banners: one reads STORE CLOSING and the other NOW HIRING
  27. Street sign reading Don't Drink and Drive, except the word Don't has an extra apostrophe T on it
  • Bubba Smith
    Wish gas prices were still that cheap.
  • Deborah Chan
    This r sum crazy signs.Kip dem posted man.
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