Bacon

Before we get to the bacon, a few notes:

Yes, that’s a regular 12” ruler.

Yes, it’s all bacon.

For the record, you’re looking at a pyramid of bacon about 10” long, 6” across, and 4” high.

“Where did it come from?”

A Christmas gift, which also included several pounds of chicken, hamburger, and pork chops.

All of which is amazing, but my God, have you seen the bacon?!?!?

ps - yes, my ruler says “The Golden Rule” on it, and yes it says “Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You”. Deal.