Bacon

December 15, 2008

Before we get to the bacon, a few notes:

Yes, that’s a regular 12” ruler.

Yes, it’s all bacon.

For the record, you’re looking at a pyramid of bacon about 10” long, 6” across, and 4” high.

Bacon

Bacon

Bacon

“Where did it come from?”

A Christmas gift, which also included several pounds of chicken, hamburger, and pork chops.

All of which is amazing, but my God, have you seen the bacon?!?!?

ps - yes, my ruler says “The Golden Rule” on it, and yes it says “Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You”. Deal.
  • a) That's a veritable mountain of treif.


    b) The irony of those rulers deployed by nuns across the palms of troublesome students is undeniable.

  • All due praise to the bounty of bacon and other gift meats.


    Re: your ruler. It's printed upon in a typeface which I believe was originally designed for the first Star Trek movie, and then modified and bootlegged. This is the extent of my contribution to the world of grownup trivia footnotes.

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