Two pastors from local churches are standing by the side of the road, holding up a sign that reads:
“The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
The first driver sped by, saw the sign, and yelled, “Leave us alone you religious nuts!” and went around the curve in the road.
A moment later they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
“Do you think,” said one to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”