UPS Package Gone Wild?

So we’re all familiar with my previous troubles with shipping (if not, Google for ‘FedEx’ on this site).

FedEx has been the previous subject, but there’s a strange entry in a package I’m currently tracking via UPS:

• Nov 18, 2005 12:56 P.M. / US / BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED
• Nov 18, 2005 6:06 P.M. / NASHVILLE, TN, US / ORIGIN SCAN
• Nov 18, 2005 6:53 P.M. / NASHVILLE, TN, US / DEPARTURE SCAN
• Nov 19, 2005 11:18 A.M. / NASHVILLE, TN, US / ARRIVAL SCAN

So what I’m wondering, Little Package, is what were you doing all night? Out on the town, where you? Who were you with? What were you doing? Just wait until your father hears about this, it’ll kill him, ya hear me?